Well La-De-Fricken-Da

The Chinese say they are preparing to "modify the weather" if need be for the opening ceremonies. Um, ok. I guess we should all learn Mandarin now and prepare to submit to our glorious new ChiCom masters since they appear to have a SPECTREesque weather machine that can destroy us all (and they blamed Bush for Katrina). On the bright side, the environmentalists can throw in the towel now that China can press a button and stop any "global warming" that's occurring. Everyone, back to your SUVs!!